Weightless-All Time Low

An excellent new video from the ATL boys, i especially love the part with Mr Mark Hoppus! (& F.O.B's Pete Wentz)

Karl Pilkington has a Head like a f***ing ORANGE xD

I just wanted to introduce you to this absolute bod-headed genius. A small biography, courtesy of Wikipedia;

Karl Pilkington (born on 23 September 1972) is a Sony Award-winning English radio producer, podcaster and author, best known for producing and co-presenting The Ricky Gervais Show on London radio station Xfm from 2001 to 2005 and later in the form of podcasts. In October 2006, Pilkington's first book The World of Karl Pilkington was published, featuring original ideas and drawings by Pilkington, based upon the subject matter discussed in the podcasts. His second book, Happyslapped by a Jellyfish, was published in October 2007, and he was the subject of the Comedy Lab episode "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool", which aired in October 2007. His third book, Karlology, a musing on his views on his own intelligence, and attitude to learning, appeared on 1 October 2008.

Here's some bitesize chunks of Pilkington wisdom:

"I saw a bee have a heart attack..."

"Ants, trying to look busy if front of his mates..."

"If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings..."

"Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot..."

"He was so hot, his lips fell off..."

"Nuts. It's a foodage..."

"If you shave a tiger's head, its still stripey underneath..."

"It's the way they say the 'new' pope... he's hardly new is he? Me Dad can't even get a gig in B&Q and he's only 60..."

"I've got like restless leg syndrome and i went to the doctor and he told me to eat less ice cream..."

"They say there are six senses. There's loads more than that..."

"When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep..."

"Well, you're okay, but your hands needs to come of..."

"So they put the manhole cover on top of the atom bomb, blew it up, and they never saw the manhole cover again ... bit weird innit?"

I seriously encourage you to check this guy out, all seasons of The Ricky Gervais show are available on iTunes; including a set of 5 "A Guide To..." audiobooks.

and in case you were wondering, here is a comparison of Karl with Bod, the resemblance is uncanny dont'cha think? (Bod is an 80's kids programme...)

Ron Burgundy's Pearls of Wisdom

Just watched anchorman, for the 20th time (btw, anyone else really looking forward to 'Anchorman 2' that is currently 'in development', according to IMDb?) and i thought i would provide a shrine here on this blog to all things Maroon... oh wait, wrong colour xD. Anyway, with the poor jokes over and done with let's get on to the main event.

A little introduction to the greatest jazz flute player alive first:
"His name was Ron Burgundy.He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo."

• Go fuck yourself San Diego. (too crude to begin with? shock to your system?)

• I'm Ron Burgundy? Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

• I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

• I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

• This little conversation should go down in history xD:

Brian: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
Ron: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron: It's quite pungent.
Brian: Oh yeah.
Ron: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian: Yep.
Ron: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

• Unique New York, Unique New York...
• Ron [to Baxter] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
• [playing flute solo] Hey, Aqualung!
• Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?
• [picking his teeth] Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.
• What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

Ron:Veronica Corningstone and I had sex, and now we are in love!
[Brian shuts office door]
Ron: Did I say that loud?
Brian Fantana: Yeah, you pretty much yelled it.

• It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
• The human torch was denied a bank loan.

• [driving in car, speaking to Baxter] Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. [throws burrito out the window]

[Ron bribes the announcer]
Announcer: You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.

• Knights of Columbus, that hurt.
• I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.

• I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.

Ron Burgundy: Wait, Veronica, please tell me this is some kind of sick tasteless joke.
Veronica Corningstone: You weren't here. Why are you being this way? Why can't you just be proud of me as a peer and my gentleman lover?
Ron Burgundy: I can't believe you did this to me. You read my news.
Veronica Corningstone: I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. I told you that.
Ron Burgundy: I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. Veronica had a very funny joke today. I laughed at it later that night.
Veronica Corningstone: I can't believe that I cared for you.
Ron Burgundy: Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman.
Veronica Corningstone: You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy. You have broken my heart.

• You stay classy, San Diego.

My major crushes

This is a largely pointless exercise but i'm exremely bored and waiting to go watch the new Harry Potter movie... Well, shield your eyes, 'cos these Hottie Mcfitties/really really ridiculously good-looking people are gonna blind you with their other-worldly visages/bodies!

Girls first:
(i'm not a lesbian, but these ladies are the ones most likely to turn me xD)

• Adriana Lina. She's a Victorias's Secret model in case you were wondering... i just think she has the most captivating eyes, and gawjuss skin ;)

• Megan the Fox. She is the ultimate hot mama ;)
  
• Hayden Panettiere. The picture says it all really...

• Beyonce. How could anyone not want to tap that?! An excellent demonstation of Beyonce's *ahem* talents...

• Juno Temple. Gosh that hair! She's gorgeous.

Now for the boys:

• Ianto Jones/Gareth David-Lloyd. I fancy the character and the actor to be honest, *SPOILERS* i was devasted watching Torchwood recently, the writers are going to have hell to pay from all of Ianto's avid fans! anyways, Ianto can make me a cuppa anyday!
  

• Mark Hoppus. Gareth and Mark actually look pretty similar... I've only just realised! Anyway this guy is hot, and blink-182 is awesome
• Will Smith. Not only is this guy pleasing to the eyes, but i also love all his movies, especially Bad Boys :)
• Shia Labeouf. MmmHmmmMmmm hot and fresh!

• Brad Pitt (in the 'Fight Club' era). Fight Club is my favourite movie (and Se7en is my second favourite!), so i have an excuse to watch this body on a regular basis ;)
• Edward Norton. Again, he is in many of my favourite movies; American History X, Fight Club etc, so another excuse to check him out xD, i think it might be his voive that does it for me... I think i might be the only one who thinks this guy is sexy "/ A video of him & Brad, on Fight Club.
  

• 

Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. Basically they are all adorable, and i love a guy with a sense of humour. You've probably already noticed by now, but I love Nerds.

Honorable mentions:

• Aston Merrygold & Marvin Humes from JLS
• Edward Cullen/Jasper Cullen/Alice Cullen (the novel's characters, not the actors who play them, although i do fancy a bit of RPattz! ... why do fictional boys have to be so perfect?! (even if they are vampires who crave your blood!). Btw, I put Alice in there 'cos I'd love to be as graceful/eloquent/beautiful as her, i suppose she's one of my girl crushes!)
• Robert Pattinson
  
• Zac Efron (slightly embarassed by this xD)
  
• Nick/Joe Jonas (although again i'm embarassed to admit it)
• Chandler Bing (not Matthew Perry, but his character in Friends, i'm not sure why though!)
• Christian Bale
• David Tennant
• Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black
  

An Introduction to Me...

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Long Survey About Yourself Created by bleedwithoutreason and taken 478648 times on Bzoink
What time are you starting this?:	12:43am
Name?:	Lucy Anna Alcock
Nicknames?:	Lulabelle, LubeTube, Bella, Luce etc etc
Date of birth?:	19th June 1993
Sex?:	yeah please ;) no that's terrible. I'm a girl.
Height?:	i dunno about 5"3
Eye color?:	green
Where were you born?:	Manchester, St Marys'
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?:	4, but thats not respective to my age
Pets?:	yeah one cat, Zelda. yes i do name pets after nintendo characters.
Hair color?:	Dark brunette, some lighter hightlights
Piercings?:	nope, not even my ears.
Town you live in?:	Manchester
Favorite foods?:	pasta bake, meatballs/spaghetti
Ever been to Africa?:	nope, would love to though
Been toilet papering?:	yeah *hangs head in shame*
Love someone so much it made you cry?:	yes, Ianto Jones/Mark Hoppus/Will Smith; i cry myself to sleep every night :'(
Been in a car accident?:	nope, but then again i can't drive yet, and i'm the clumsiest girl ever, so...
Croutons or bacon bits?:	uhhh, both
Favorite day of the week?:	Sunday or Wednesday
Favorite resturant?:	Nando's
Favorite flower?:	Lily/Snow drop
Favorite sport to watch?:	football/gymnastics
Favorite drink?:	tea :)
Favorite ice cream flavor?:	Ben and Jerry's Baked Alaska.
Warner Bros. or Disney?:	Disney FTW
Favorite fast food restuarant?:	ummmmm, Taco Bell
Carpet color in your bedroom?:	not got one at the moment, decorating
Whom did you get your last email from?:	Sadia
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?:	asos/all saints/top shop/river island
What do you do most often when you are bored?:	do these surveys
Most annoying thing to say to me?:	Mumbling, then annoyedly saying "Forget it!" when people naturally don't hear
Bedtime?:	uh, whenever i fall down from exhaustion
Favorite TV show?:	CSI, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Pushing Daisies, Ghost Whisperer
Last person you went out to dinner with?::	aunty, 2 cousins, 2 nephews
Been out of country?:	yeah
Believe in magick?:	not when you spell it like that
Ford or Chevy?:	Chevy
What are you listening to right now?:	NIN-Closer
Have you ever failed a grade?:	nope
If you have, what grade did you fail?:	didnt
Do you have a crush on someone?:	yes
Do you have a bf/gf?:	unfortunately not, 'i'm playing the field'
If so, what is their name?:	hopefully Will Smith/Shia Labeouf/Mark Hoppus
How long have you been together?:	all my life :(
What are you wearing right now?:	a towel, just got out of the bath
Would you have sex before marriage?:	yeah
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?:	uhhhhh no, unless Mark Hoppus is doing a placement there without me knowing
Are you a virgin?:	yeah
Do you smoke?:	nope
Do you drink?:	yes, on occasion xD
Are you ghetto?:	of course blad, whatta gwarnin ma brethrin?
Are you a player?:	yeahhh, MAN WHORES FTW
What are your favorite colors?:	shocking pink, black, green
What is your favorite animal?:	tiger sharks/black widow spiders/alligators
Do you have any birthmarks?:	yeah, a big freckle thing on my stomach
Who do you talk to most on the phone?:	Damia/Sadia/Neelo/Lauren/Lexy
Have you ever been slapped?:	not that i recall
Do you get online a lot?:	about 3 times a week
Are you shy or outgoing?:	in the middle
Do you shower?:	no i like the stig of the dump look
Do you hate school?:	no i love it
Do you have a social life?:	yeah
How easily do you trust people?:	too easily
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?:	uhhhh, maybe
Would you ever sky dive?:	yeah i'd love to
Do you like to dance?:	yeah, but i have 2 left feet, so i dance like a albatross on stilts getting electroshock treatment
Have you ever been out of state?:	i don't live in USA
Do you like to travel?:	love it xD
Have you ever been expelled from school?:	nope, i'm good as gold
Have you ever been suspended from school?:	nope, see above
Do you want to get out of your hometown?:	i do quite like it here, but i'd rather be in Tokio/New York
Are you spoiled?:	yeash quite
Are you a brat?:	i like to think not
Have you ever been dumped?:	nope
Do you like snapple?:	what? i like the sound of the word, if it's any consellation
Do you drink a lot of water?:	yeah quite a bit, in Monica's words "water rules!"
What toothpaste do you use?:	collgate
Do you have a cell phone?:	yes, its shit but i love it
Do you have a curfew?:	nope, i'm a badass
Who do you look up to?:	Audrey Hepburn, but most people really; i'm quite short
Are you a role model?:	uhhh not that i know of
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?:	where?
What name brand do you wear the most?:	famous stars and straps/atticus/macbeth
What kind of jewelry do you wear?:	pearls/pendant necklaces and braclets, don't do rings
What do you want pierced?:	ears please ;)
Do you like takin pictures?:	yeah, espesh with my girlies
Do you like gettin your picture taken?:	nooooooo, not at all photogenic
Do you have a tan?:	nope, i could be Casper's twin sister
Do you get annoyed easily?:	not really
Have you ever started a rumor?:	nope don't like bitching
Do you have your own phone or phone line?:	yes
Do you have your own pool?:	nope cos i'm not that rich
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:	boxer briefs anyday
Do you have any siblings?:	yeah, 3 brothers :)
Have you ever been played?:	i don't think so?
Have you ever played anyone?:	nein
Do you get along with your parents?:	yes v. well ;)
How do you vent your anger?:	punch a poster of Akon
Have you ever ran away?:	yeah, only pretend though, i even did the old tie-a-red-hankerchief-around-a-stick trick
Have you ever been fired from a job?:	never had one to get fired from
Do you even have a job?:	what did i just say?
Do you daydream a lot?:	yeah, i'm a regular Alice
Do you run your mouth?:	what? as in talk?
What do you want a tattoo of?:	a black widow spider/jack skellington
What do you have a tattoo of?:	nothing
What does your ex bf/gf look like?:	will smith&mark hoppus&shia labeouf&ianto jones
What does your most recent crush look like?:	Seth Rogen
Whats her/his name?:	Seth
Are you rude?:	yeah baybee ;)
What was the last compliment you recieved?:	WOAH, nice bedhead *laughs at unfortnate state of a daughter she has spawned* xD
What is your heritage?:	english, with a itty bit of Irish/Welsh
What is your lucky number?:	i don't really have one
What does your hair look like right now?:	wet
Could you ever be a vegetarian?:	nope i love animal carcass too muchos
Describe your looks?:	bright green eyes, button nose, teeth like Megan Fox (notice i said TEETH, haha like i would compare my looks to the fox) and an hourglass figure. i'd say i'm an average joe "/
Would you ever date someone younger than you?:	yeah, no more than 2 years difference though
Would you ever date someone older than you?:	yeah, no more than 3 years difference
When was the last time you were drunk?:	about 2 weeks ago`
How many rings until you answer the phone?:	like 10, cos i'm usually asleep
Have you ever been skinny dipping?:	nope, want to though ;)
If yes, when was the last time?:	:'(
When was the last time you went on a date?:	never
Do you look more like your mother or father?:	mother
Do you cry a lot?:	at movies yesh, in real life no
Do you ever cry to get your way?:	no, i'm no brat
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?:	"HOLLA, whatta gwarnin ma homes?" seriously.
Are you the romantic type?:	yesh
Have you ever been chased by cops?:	nope, i'm too cunning`
What do you like most about your body?:	big boobs/small waist :)
What do you like least about your body?:	i'm too small
When did you have your first crush?:	14
When was the last time you threw up?:	years ago
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?:	brunettes
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?:	no, i don't like skimpy clothes
What about cleavage?:	nope.
Is your best friend a virgin?:	i'd say it's half and half with my girl friends, and almost 100% with my boy friends
What theme does your room have?:	black & shocking pink: kinda rock chick i guess
What size show do you wear?:	5
What is your screen name on AIM?:	lulabelle182
How are you feeling right now?:	happy :)
When was the last time you were at a party?:	2 weeks ago
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?:	one that i was going out with my mate, but we spread it on purpose for giggles xD
What is one of your bad qualilties?:	too naïve
What is one of your good qualilties?:	quite funny i'd like to say
Would you marry for money?:	hells yeah!
What do you drive?:	a bicycle, she's in good nick
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?:	mummys defo
So?:	hmmmm?
Well?:	indeed?
When was the last time you cried in school?:	a few months ago
What kind of music do you like?:	indie rock/alternative/punk rock/drum and bass
Would you ever bungee jump?:	yeah i'd love to
What is your worst fear?:	uhhhhh, cramped spaces
Would you ever join the army?:	only if i could be a medic
Do you like cows?:	yesh, they is tasty. can i haz a cheezburger?
If you were to die today, what would you do?:	go swim with dolphins/tell me real crush how i feel/write all my family and friends letter. i would like to get up early...About 5am...put on my best most comfortable clothes walk out of my house and never come back. i would like to see everything that i could, go everywhere that i could, do everything that i could.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?:	cellar-door
Do you like to party?:	hell-to-the-yeah!
Hearts or broken hearts?:	hearts <3 duh.
Moons or stars?:	stars
Coke or pepsi?:	pepsi
Favorite scent?:	rock princess/any channel perfume
Favorite band?:	blink-182/kings of leon/bloc party/nine inch nails
Would you ever dye your hair red?:	no i hate the colour "/
How many languages can you speak?:	3, english/latin/french
What time are you finishing this?:	13:59 (i had a break in the middle)