Sunday 19 July 2009

Karl Pilkington has a Head like a f***ing ORANGE xD

I just wanted to introduce you to this absolute bod-headed genius. A small biography, courtesy of Wikipedia;


Karl Pilkington (born on 23 September 1972) is a Sony Award-winning English radio producer, podcaster and author, best known for producing and co-presenting The Ricky Gervais Show on London radio station Xfm from 2001 to 2005 and later in the form of podcasts. In October 2006, Pilkington's first book The World of Karl Pilkington was published, featuring original ideas and drawings by Pilkington, based upon the subject matter discussed in the podcasts. His second book, Happyslapped by a Jellyfish, was published in October 2007, and he was the subject of the Comedy Lab episode "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool", which aired in October 2007. His third book, Karlology, a musing on his views on his own intelligence, and attitude to learning, appeared on 1 October 2008.


Here's some bitesize chunks of Pilkington wisdom:



"I saw a bee have a heart attack..."



"Ants, trying to look busy if front of his mates..."


"If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings..."


"Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot..."


"He was so hot, his lips fell off..."


"Nuts. It's a foodage..."


"If you shave a tiger's head, its still stripey underneath..."



"It's the way they say the 'new' pope... he's hardly new is he? Me Dad can't even get a gig in B&Q and he's only 60..."


"I've got like restless leg syndrome and i went to the doctor and he told me to eat less ice cream..."


"They say there are six senses. There's loads more than that..."


"When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep..."



"Well, you're okay, but your hands needs to come of..."


"So they put the manhole cover on top of the atom bomb, blew it up, and they never saw the manhole cover again ... bit weird innit?"


I seriously encourage you to check this guy out, all seasons of The Ricky Gervais show are available on iTunes; including a set of 5 "A Guide To..." audiobooks.



and in case you were wondering, here is a comparison of Karl with Bod, the resemblance is uncanny dont'cha think? (Bod is an 80's kids programme...)

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