Just watched anchorman, for the 20th time (btw, anyone else really looking forward to 'Anchorman 2' that is currently 'in development', according to IMDb?) and i thought i would provide a shrine here on this blog to all things Maroon... oh wait, wrong colour xD. Anyway, with the poor jokes over and done with let's get on to the main event.
A little introduction to the greatest jazz flute player alive first:
"His name was Ron Burgundy.He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo."
- Go fuck yourself San Diego. (too crude to begin with? shock to your system?)
- I'm Ron Burgundy? Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
- I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
- I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
- This little conversation should go down in history xD:
Brian: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
Ron: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron: It's quite pungent.
Brian: Oh yeah.
Ron: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian: Yep.
Ron: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
- Unique New York, Unique New York...
- Ron [to Baxter] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
- [playing flute solo] Hey, Aqualung!
- Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?
- [picking his teeth] Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.
- What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
[Brian shuts office door]
Ron: Did I say that loud?
Brian Fantana: Yeah, you pretty much yelled it.
- It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
- The human torch was denied a bank loan.
- [driving in car, speaking to Baxter] Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. [throws burrito out the window]
Announcer: You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.
- Knights of Columbus, that hurt.
- I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.
- I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.
Veronica Corningstone: You weren't here. Why are you being this way? Why can't you just be proud of me as a peer and my gentleman lover?
Ron Burgundy: I can't believe you did this to me. You read my news.
Veronica Corningstone: I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. I told you that.
Ron Burgundy: I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. Veronica had a very funny joke today. I laughed at it later that night.
Veronica Corningstone: I can't believe that I cared for you.
Ron Burgundy: Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman.
Veronica Corningstone: You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy. You have broken my heart.
- You stay classy, San Diego.
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